Why doesn't my house clean itself?

It is 10:33 pm both the monsters are fast asleep, it is monday, so Aric has been at school and is now earning the bacon at work. I had 3 choices for my extra curricular activities for the evening: Clean up for the umpteenth time today, do the sink full of dishes for the second time today, or sit-sit-sit and blogg. Yes you know what i chose. Why Must my other choices be so dirty.
Dylan pooped out of his super cute st. Patrick's day bodysuit, thankfully he wore it on Friday to the parade down town, so much for being festive. Clayton had a great day, he was very happy to play with his model airplane that he and grandpa (and his daddy) made last night. He was so patient and waited overnight for the model glue to dry, where was my hot glue gun when i needed it!